Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Shin (noun) - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Haha (noun) - This conversation is now over.
Drama (noun) - When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Ty instead and Ty likes Hanna and Hanna likes Mike so Hanna asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.
Spring (noun) - Time to start shaving again.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Christmas (noun) - The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Awkward (adjective) - When you ask the black kid in your class for the skin colored crayon.
I kinda like you (phrase) - I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy.
HOMEWORK (acronym) - Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
NASCAR (acronym) - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
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