(insert funny blog post title here)

Recently I have been adding some new photos to my face book and I have been trying to come up with some good eye-catching titles for the albums. So, of course, I googled it and have found many I like. Here are a few of them: 


Greetings loved ones, lets take a journey♥ 


When the cookie crumbles


The crazy times behind the camera♥


Pocketful of sunshine.


Beautiful days.


The party don't start till i walk in ;)


Come'n baby, we aint gonna live forever


P.S. I love you guys


my life and everything in-between


We live an alternative lifestyle..


If we dont have swag, then i dont know who does


 Live.Love.Laugh


You only live once


The real reason i got fired from burger king (;


"Girls just want to have fun"


"while we're young and beautiful"


Hot and Dangerous


I hope this helps you next time your uploading pictures!

Attack of the cute

Need!

First Semester:

More Feel Good Quotes and Pictures:

9 Things I Hate:

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Umm Ya! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS:

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Thoughts after school...

Thoughts after school;

-FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-

-I wonder what snacks we have?-

-My back hurts...-

-Did we have homework?-

-FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-

-I need a nap...-

-FACEBOOK.-

-I need to change, these skinny jeans suck..-

-I looked like that today!? WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME?-

-FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-

I so do this!

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Do You Get It?

Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff...

Shakespeare Insult Kit

Just Because...

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Definitions...

Awkward (noun) - When the guy sagging his pants is wearing a thong.


Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.


Shin (noun) - A device for finding furniture in the dark.


Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.


Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.


Haha (noun) - This conversation is now over.


Drama (noun) - When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Ty instead and Ty likes Hanna and Hanna likes Mike so Hanna asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.


Spring (noun) - Time to start shaving again.


Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.


Christmas (noun) - The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.


Awkward (adjective) - When you ask the black kid in your class for the skin colored crayon.

Cheerios (noun) - Doughnut seeds.


I kinda like you (phrase) - I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy.


HOMEWORK (acronym) - Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.


NASCAR (acronym) - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

Would you still watch Twilight if Jaycob looked like this....

This is how I feel when I study...

Things To Do While Bored

Now that Christmas break is coming you may be looking for some fun things to do. 

Here are a few ideas:

• Buy bubbles and glow sticks. Break glow sticks into bubble mixture. Blow glow in the dark bubbles!
• Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
• Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all your comments. Make friend look insane.
• Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
• Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of my enemies.
• Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
• Break personal record for days without dying.
• Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
• Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
• Make Where's Waldo book. Exclude Waldo. 
• Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend's diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
• Order a glass of melted ice with extra frozen water.

Have fun!

Beards

Today post was inspired by our math teacher. He has recently been growing out a beard and he now looks like a lumberjack.. Anyways I thought I would post some pictures of weird beards. Enjoy!


Windmill Beard:

Curly Beard

Mountain Man Beard

Weaved Beard

I don't even know what to call this

Where's Waldo?

So for reading today I have decided to "read" the ever popular Where's Waldo book. I thought this a very good choice. Haha Also yesterday we started looking for good online where's Waldo Games and found two good ones. Here's the link.

http://whereswaldo.com/index.html#home

http://www.findwaldo.com/playaround.html

I have also decided to offer an award,  the first person to spot Waldo (a small picture of him) in the next few posts to come and comment will win a small prize! Happy Hunting

Weird, Wacky, Crazy,

So today I was looking up Weird and Wacky Holidays. I am sure you would be happy to know that today (December 6, 2011) is national Put On Your Own Shoes day, Saint Nicholas day, and Special Kids Day! 


now like you i was wondering what Put On Your Own Shoes day was for so I did some reacherce and this it what I found:

• Put on your own shoes could relate to "walk your own path in life"

• Put on your own shoes could simply be an encouragement to children to learn how to put on their shoes by themselves.

Heads up tomorrow, December 7th is National Cotton Candy day, and Teacher Appreciation day!!


To find more wacky holidays Click Here!

Some feel good quotes and pictures

Victim of "kick A Ginger Day"

Crazy Randomness

Today we talked about crazy random facts, here are some of my favorites:


1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.
3. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday.
4. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
5. The risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week.
6. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
7. A normal person laughs five times in a day.
8. Human use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown.
9. An average human speak 4,800 words in 24 hours.
10. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.
11. Maura is AMAZING

12 . An average human's take of 3.25 pounds FOOD in a day.

Hope they brightened your day it did ours!

To start things off!

If you are reading this you are lucky enough to be reading the first post of Bored in Math AGAIN! Which as the title suggests is a log all about Maura and my adventures and crazy talks in Math class. You will read about anything and everything. We hope you enjoy!